Chocolate Fondue: The new foreplay

Just something that I've been wanting to write but just slipped my mind.

What's up with sex and food ? I mean when you flip through those magazine columns, the word "strawberry" , "chocolate" , "whipped cream" , "honey" , "champagne" and "ice cubes" will ALWAYS appear when some lonesome lost soul write in asking the expert on how to spice up their supposedly dull sex life.

I mean isn't it messy ?! Its common sense !!!!

Didn't your mama ever tell you, "Don't play with your food !"

I bet those sex-experts are never good boy/girl cause they never listen to their mama... LOL... Wonder how they actually get into university and graduate with a phD in such matters. Pfft !!

So anyway back to the topic... I mean imagine the cleaning up that you would have to do after the fun has ended... Chocolate-stained bedsheets, sticky body from honey, prolly whipped cream in your ear too... Eucks !

BUT obviously there are people who beg to differ and I've withnessed it with Tiff and Sheeli.

One fine Friday night, we were hanging out at Holland V, sipping tea over at Haagen Daz after a full dinner and just chilling, me doing People Watching and Tiff painting her nails with my new black polish (It was the trend back then !) and Sheeli just yakking away when suddenly Tiff nearly puke out her whatever-she-was-drinking-then and exclaims "EUCK, GROSS !!!!"

With my back facing the window (we were sitting outside), I followed Tiff's horrified eyes and turned around to see what the deal was...

To my utter HORROR, DISGUST and BEWILDERMENT I saw a couple whom were sitting at the window seat having a full blast tonsil-war !!!!! EEEEEEKKKKK..... *gasps in horror*

And the live soft porn show didn't just stop there....

Guess what was next ????

The porn girl was dipping her fingers into the pot of chocolate and fed it to the porn boy who licked her finger first and follow by intense sucking on it. You can practically see the lust coming out from the porn girl's eyes.

I mean WTF !?!?!? Its Holland V we're talking about and of ALL places, they gotta carry out their foreplay on such a family-oriented Haagen Daz where couple with kids are just next door. I mean that's so gross !!!!! I would prolly puke right beside them if I'm a kid.

I WISH I was a kid that night, so I could just stand beside their table and stared at them with goggled eyes... (I mean nobodys gonna scold a kid for staring right ? Cause they're supposed to be innocent !)

If that was not bad enough... Porn girl dipped a fruit into the chocolate, popped it into her mouth and have tonsil war with Porn boy where winner brings back the fruit as prize and naturally, Porn boy won the war.

I mean OMG... it was the grossiest thing I've ever seen in my life... And both Porn girl and Porn boy looks U-g-l-y...

If they look like Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie, then the story would be different.... But they look U-g-l-y with a capital U.

Even the girls at the next table beside us was like... "OMG, thats so gross"... and we were like .. "yeah, they should get a room... they've been going like this since forever !"
And the girls looked on in utter disgust.

After a very long time, I guessed just right before they climaxed at Haagen Daz's plastic chair, they decided to call for their bill and exit to a car (I supposed) or prolly some Block's void-deck or staircase or something.... lol...

I hope they didn't shock any old ah mah or ah gong into their final hours. Poor thing....

So yeah, whats so great about sex and food ?

xoxo