Animal Suicides + Accents

Have you ever wonder if animals have different accents just like us humans ? So that it will make it easier for them to differentiate from each other ?

I mean... does the birds born in Singapore despise those birds that are from China cause they steal their hubbies too ? Hehehehe ....

Just imagine, a china bird flew by the nest and stand at the edge of the nest... Saw the hubby bird from Singapore and starts to chirp in a heavy cheena accent, "chirp chirp, chirppppyy chirp ?" (how are you, Mister ?) and starts batting her fake eyelashes while the Singapore mother bird is out of the nest (in search of food).

Then when the mother bird comes back and see the cheena bird making her move by extending a wing and puts it on the husband bird's shoulder... ALL hell break loose ! And you get to see bird fights !!!!

That's what I normally thinks when I see two birds fighting on the street... the Singapore bird is wacking the living daylights out of the cheena bird... and when the cheena bird lose, she will just fly away VERY haughtily, as if she got all the rights in the world to be haughty in the first place. *puiz*

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Animal Suicides and Daredevils...

Lately, I've noticed when Mas is driving that there will be birds like on the road and all.... and they will not fly away till like the last last last minute and you can practically see their wings touch the bumper of the car or something... And each time something like that happen, my heart would stop beating for a second cause we don't want to run the bird over...

And it seems like its not just that single bird but a lot of birds are getting more and more daring.. I remember when I was young in my Dad's car... a faint glimpse of headlight is enough to scare the birds away but definitely not the case now.

I remembered one day while Mas was turning down the spiral bits of the carpark... there were this two birds.. those typical small brown birds that's all over Singapore. Bird #1 was like in the center of the road and Bird #2 was like following it around... So when the car is very near, Bird #2 was like shushing Bird #1 to the side of the road... and when our car passed... Bird #1 went back to the center of the road !

I was like .... "Hey Babe ! Did you see that just now ??!?!?! The two birds were quarelling and I bet the one in the center of the road was the female bird cause she was attempting suicide and the one coaxing her out of it was her boyfriend... I mean looked at that ! She must be real upset to jump back into the center of the road after we've passed !" and got all excited about it...

Mas just paused and hummed in agreement (I think just to entertain me before I start yakking more about it)...

But after phenomenon cases of beached whales, one must think that animals DO contemplate suicides right ?

xoxo